Brownback Is In Like Flynn

PITCHER OF WATER ON TABLE MAY HAVE BETTER CHANCE OF BECOMING PRESIDENT, BUT KANSAS SENATOR IS RUNNING ANYWAY

FITSNews - January 6, 2007 - Kansas Senator Sam Brownback is running for President and will formally announce his candidacy on January 20, one of his top aides told CNN Friday.

Brownback’s campaign is going to center on his aggressive (and we mean aggressive) social conservatism.

In fact, it is entirely possible that at some point during the campaign Brownback will say that anyone engaging in anything other than married, heterosexual sex in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation is going straight to hell. In a handbasket.