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It’s Not Miss USA But …

By fitsnews • on January 13, 2007

“MISS JET LAS VEGAS” SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING MOM AND DAD CAN STILL BE PROUD OF

FITSNews - January 13, 2007 - TMZ is reporting that disgraced beauty queen and aspiring Pop Slutlet Katie Rees is trading in her bridle for a wedding gown.

Actually, no she’s not. And TMZ isn’t reporting that. In fact, we have no idea where that came from, except that it may or may not have been a line from one of the musicals we were singing to ~~the whole apartment complex~~ ourselves in the shower this morning. What Miss Rees is actually exchanging is one of her final two shreds of dignity for a sixteenth minute of fame.

We suppose if Miss USA isn’t going to happen, then “Queen of the Vegas Nightclub Whores” is probably the next best thing. Maybe she can even forget to wear underwear and pass out like Britney.

Seriously, why can’t they all be like Miss Tennessee?

Well they will be, if we have anything to do with it.

Starting this weekend, in addition to the sock puppet shows we already put on for underprivileged kids covering fire safety, saying no to drugs and the life and times of Yunahalo, we are adding one that covers beauty queen etiquette.

We don’t know exactly how it’s going to go yet but we can say it will star MoLo, Sniffles, Maggie and last but not least Mrs. Frumpington (in what is sure to be one of her more controversial roles).

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Comments

By tongue man on January 14th, 2007 at 6:42 pm

That may be slutty and disgusting to some, but she has got one great looking tongue. It’s long and fat.

Anyway, she’s hot.

By E on January 14th, 2007 at 6:55 pm

Now that is a classy picture. I believe the line from the musical that you may or may not have been singing to yourself in the shower this morning is from a scene in the movie Singles. Bridget Fonda is watching the musical. Reading “tongue man’s” post actually made me throw up in my mouth a little. Kind of taints the post, and by kind of I mean it does.