Flipper Is At It Again
ADD GUN CONTROL TO ROMNEY’S GROWING LIST OF FLIP-FLOPS
FITSNews - January 14, 2007 - According to this morning’s Boston Globe, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney has added gun control to the growing list of positions he has flip-flopped on in an effort to woo Republican primary voters.
In other news, dolphins like this guy are seriously starting to get jealous. We even hear that T.D. (the Miami Dolphins’ mascot) is beginning to fear for his job.
Honestly, we bet if Mitt Romney saw a poll showing that the majority of GOP primary voters liked green beans, Braves’ baseball and death metal, he would show up the next day at a bean farm wearing a Braves’ cap and a Suicidal Tendencies T-Shirt.
We also bet that if the majority of GOP primary voters said they preferred boxers to briefs that Mitt Romney would start wearing boxers, even though Mormons are supposed to wear some kind of special underwear in anticipation of populating their spirit moons in the afterlife. At least that’s what we hear, anyway.
Hopefully before too long GOP primary voters will tell Mitt Romney to go jump off a cliff, because it’s pretty obvious at this point he would do it if they told him to.
Comments
By Robert on January 15th, 2007 at 11:53 am
You don’t even say what his position is. FITS reporting is really going for flash rather than facts nowadays.
By fitsnews on January 15th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Robert-
Amazingly, that’s what the hyperlink to the Boston Globe article is for.
Click on it and something magical happens.
-FITSNews
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