Romney And Ryberg Is Like Peas And Carrots
IN THAT BOTH ARE LYING, YANKEE JACKASSES, ANYWAY
FITSNews - January 23, 2007 - The Tompkins News Network (a.k.a. A Daily Crap) is reporting that State Sen. Greg Ryberg “may” be endorsing fellow Yankee Mitt Romney today.
Really? No sh*t, Sherlock. You’re telling us you can’t string the suspense out any longer than that? Seriously, if Michael Rentiers and his crack staff over at the Daily Bowel Movement got any more perspicacious they would be Romney’s famous aide Nostradamus.
Take your time with that one, boys … perspicacious is a big word. Go ahead and sound it out. That might help.
You know this endorsement makes “hella sense” beyond the obvious fact that both consultants share fruit from the inestimable knoggin’ of veteran GOP consultant J. Warren Tompkins.
And both are Yankee jackasses.
Actually, it makes the most sense politically, because both men seem to think that lying to social conservatives is the best way to win a South Carolina Republican primary.
In fact, we haven’t seen the likes of Romney’s “Primary Deception” since Ryberg was running so hard to the right this time last year.
Wake up, people. Greg Ryberg is nothing more than a pandering, grandstanding, bullsh*tting political whore (whose wife, quite frankly, is kind of a b*tch).
Yeah, we said it. Remember it. Write it down. Take a picture.
Comments
By daddy warbucks on January 23rd, 2007 at 5:32 pm
i’m surprised Ryberg is agreeing to do anything that TTS asks him to do, after they blew through his 2 million last year
By sally on January 23rd, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Daddy Warbucks has an interesting take on this newsy bit o’ information
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