Jim Rex, Superintendent
REX’S PLAN PROVIDES “SCHOOL CHOICE” - ALSO HEALS THE LAME, CASTS OUT DEMONS & TURNS WATER INTO WINE
FITSNews - February 8, 2007 - S.C. Superintendent of Education Jim Rex announced a plan yesterday that would give maybe five or six South Carolina school children a choice. You know, out of 200,000 kids currently stuck in failing schools in our state.
“We’re operating on the premise that we’re creating more choices within schools and school districts,” Rex told La Socialista’s Bill Robinson. Which, you know, would be awesome if that premise was actually correct.
Even though his “school choice” plan is a farce, that didn’t stop Rex from healing a lame boy from Clover, casting a demon out of a young Pickens girl (into Gov. Sanford’s pigs, we hear) and turning the State House water fountain into a big Franzia box.
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By Whoopie on February 8th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Well said.
Rex farts and the eduupunks go wild. It is the same old stuff…nothing will change.
I heard he was going to heal Cindy Ross Scoppe of the irritating whine of a school policy that she spews so frequently…but I think some things are just impossible.
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