This Fetus Has Got It Made

By fitsnews • on February 19, 2007

Tom Brady Fetus

TOM BRADY & BRIDGET MOYNIHAN’S CHILD-TO-BE HAS OUR VOTE FOR PRESIDENT

FITSNews - February 19, 2007 - Okay, so we were all set to throw our support behind Sic Willie for President because of his folksy last name, his “tell it like it is je ne sais quoi” and his squeaky clean past, but sadly all of that went out the window today when we learned that Bridget Moynihan is pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby.

Now we must support the Golden Child. Because it is written. In the book of Yore. From Age to Age the Same. On Golden Pond. Amen.

Seriously, this kid is like minus six months old and already cooler than 99.9% of all living people. It has probably already lined up the four jewels of the celebrity endorsement dollar (shoe, car, clothing line, soft drink) and made sure its agent has informed the organization that it’s not starting preseason without a contract.

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