Sharpton Sues Thurmond Family For Eleventy Kabillion Dollars February 25, 2007
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AFRICAN-AMERICAN LEADER WANTS ‘BACK WAGES’ FOR ANCESTORS’ WORK
FITSNews - February 25, 2007 - The Reverend Al Sharpton is suing the family of the late U.S. Sen. Strom Thurmond for back wages in the amount of eleventy kabillion dollars.
Why? Well, Thurmond’s family apparently owned Sharpton’s family. And when we say “owned,” we don’t mean the way the New England Patriots used to own our beloved Indianapolis Colts in the AFC Playoffs. Yeah, we said “used to,” muthaf*cka. Cause that sh*t be over.
“Eleventy kabillion sound about right for the degradation and dehumanization suffered by my ancestors under the white man’s yoke of oppression,” Sharpton told FITSNews. “And those candy ass crackers had better throw in some white lawn jockeys, too.”
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