The Sanford For President Club
IT’S A MOVEMENT … THAT’S ALL ABOUT SATISFYING THE “MUNCHIES”
FITSNews - March 3, 2007 - Charleston, S.C. television station WCBD has a story tonight on the possibility of Gov. Mark Sanford running for president … of the United States.
“Let’s watch Fantasia again,” said Sanford for President founder Bong Jones. “And like, where’d we put those Cheetos? Cause I got the munchies bad, dude.”
FITSNews has learned that at the next Sanford for President meeting, people are going to stare at the first Dave Matthews Band album cover for a long time to see if they can see the hand giving the peace sign.
Comments
By Bernard L Jones Sr. on March 3rd, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Much better than a Clinton or any of thier supporters.
By Mixmaster Mike on March 4th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
I never thought “Sanford for President” was a good idea but now, all of a sudden, I feel the sudden urge to join the club.
Seriously, I’m stressed, my glaucoma is kicking up, and this wasting syndrome has me looking like Kate Moss on crack. Now where did I put those E-Z Wides…?
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