“Le Troupe Serge” Tiring Of Constant Criticism

INTERPRETIVE DANCE OUTFIT DOESN’T GET WHY PEOPLE HATE IT SO MUCH

FITSNews - March 14, 2007 - The criticism just keeps on coming for Le Troupe Serge, a Paris-based interpretive dance outfit comprised of twenty muscle-bound, decidedly homo heterosexual male dancers under the direction of Russian-born choreographer Sergei “Serge” Nemchinov. Specializing in Punjab folk dancing and a minimalist rendering of the nearly extinct Bolivian Pollo dance, Le Troupe Serge has been forced to cancel is much-anticipated North American tour owing to what Nemchinov called “teepeecal Amereecan eeegnorance.”

“Zer eez notheeng wrong weet Le Troupe Serge,” Nemchinov told FITSNews. “We beeleeve Le Troupe Serge eez essential to thee stabeelity of deemocracy in thee reegion.”

Told that the name of his interpretive dance outfit sounded identical to President George W. Bush’s incredibly unpopular “troop surge” in Iraq, Serge snorted, turned his nose up and declared the interview over.