FOX News Viewers Need To Be Less Morbid

FOX News Viewers Need To Be Less Morbid March 26, 2007

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HOW COULD ANYBODY BE DEPRESSED WITH NEW ANCHOR COURTNEY FRIEL AROUND?

FITSNews - March 26, 2007 - The three highest rated stories on FOX News when we checked in yesterday were “Boyfriend Roasts Girlfriend On Grill,” “Sister Denies Brother Life-Saving Bone Marrow Transplant,” and “Antifreeze Murderer Strikes Again.” In other words, no kittens being rescued from trees.

Anyway, while the right-wing “fair and balanced” crowd was enjoying its death fix over on FOX, Sic Willie was busy finding this FOX fox for FITS.

In fact, after discovering the website www.girlsoffoxnews.com this morning, Sic Willie may get even less work done, which we weren’t sure was possible.