Mike Huckabee Has A Thick Pick

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE’S PICK IS NORMAL LENGTH AND SHAPE, THOUGH

FITSNews - April 3, 2007 - Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee has a thick pick.

How do we know? Well, he gave it to us. Twice, as a matter of fact. And both times the pick was very, very thick, people.

Incidentally, Huckabee’s pick is normal length and shape as far as we can tell, and it had a mouthwash blue color both times we saw it.

UPDATE - Apparently there are some perverted people in the world … a “pick” is a small plastic triangle with rounded edges used to strike guitar strings. Like this one, from Guns-N-Roses’ “Slash.”

Comments

By Mike Reino on April 4th, 2007 at 6:29 pm

Will, you’re a bass player… Real Bass Players never use picks!

By Palmetto Mouse Jockey on December 7th, 2007 at 2:26 pm

Huckleberry IS a thick pick.