Carrot Top Is Satan
EVIL IS ALIVE IN THE WORLD, PEOPLE
FITSNews - June 11, 2007 - If you’re one of the four people currently living on Planet Earth who actually thinks that Carrot Top is NOT the Son of Perdition, please allow us to submit the above picture as photographic evidence. Honestly, what other proof do you people need?
First of all, those girls are clearly robots. Well, either robots or girls disguised as demons like those freaky chicks from The Devil’s Advocate. There’s just no way that real girls would allow themselves to get this close to something that looks like … well, Carrot Top. Seriously, if you tried to kiss any one of those chicks the last thing you’d probably feel would be their forked tongues descending down the lining of your esophagus.
Yikes … we may have just grossed ourselves out with that one. But then again that was probably all part of Carrot Satan’s clever plan. Get behind us, evil one! This may look like a can of Diet Mountain Dew but it’s really Holy Water!
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