Britney Has A Fan September 12, 2007
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AND HE’S THE TOUGHEST LITTLE PRINCESS WE’VE EVER SEEN
FITSNews - September 12, 2007 - Call us crazy, but the Chris Crocker we know and love is a hard-hitting free safety for the Atlanta Falcons, not some Oscar Wilde-readin’, disco dancin’, Friend of Dorothy who pitched a hissyfit yesterday over all the criticism Britney Spears has received for her jigglepalooza at the MTV Video Music Awards the other night.
“You’re lucky she even performed for you bastards,” a slightly less-intimidating Chris Crocker whines between sobs in this hilarious video. “Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me!”
First of all, we’ve seen fetuses that could probably kick our asses faster than this princess. Aside from that, how is this not a joke? It’s like watching the love child of Boy George and Richard Simmons get all fired up because the ratings for “Ugly Betty” went down last month. Or Tommy Hilfiger after someone denied him a Strawberry-Banana smoothie. For God’s sake, get tough, gay people!
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I…ummmm, I…..ummmm, I…I…ummmm, yeah.
W, there are some things we just don’t need to see early in the morning, ok?
js
Hey, will. Update us on the law suit. Have you been served yet? Do you have a court date? Who’s behind it, and what are the allegations? We’re still ready to contribute to your legal defense fund. In a specimen bottle.
man, the chick’s got some nice hooters. i never knew that until i saw that shot. reckon she likes it on top?
You can almost see down to the keys!
Good show Brit Brit, good show.