Sic’s Simpson Sister Vote Is For Ashlee
WHAT’S YOURS?
FITSNews - September 18, 2007 - Some people have nothing better to do than sit around all afternoon and daydream about which Simpson sister they’d rather hook up with, and sad as it is to admit, it’s fairly obvious at this point that Sic Willie is one of those people. Anyway, after being told for the 1,000th time that “both at the same time” was not an option, Sic ended up picking lil’ sis Ashlee over big nosed sis Jessica.
“She makes me wanna La-la,” Sic said. “And I don’t even know what that means.”
Did he “choose wisely?” Well, here are some new shots of Jessica courtesy of Tyler Durden, and here’s a nice gallery of Ashlee for you to take a peek at and decide for yourselves!
Comments
By Mr. Business on September 18th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Was it Indiana Jones where the knight said “he chose poorly.” Well so did you.
By billy joe on September 18th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Sorry dude. Ashley is a skank. Jess is hot. Real hot. White hot.
By W on September 18th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
This is such B.S. Never did I choose such a thing. Jeez, I hate the people I work with - even though they are imaginary and exist only in my head.
By Dave VanHinkel on September 19th, 2007 at 9:41 am
I’m still with Sic on this one. Both at the same time.
By Strom on September 19th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
Watch out, Ashley. He’ll kiss you, then beat the hell out of you.
By FITSNews on September 20th, 2007 at 8:30 am
Strom,
It’s “Ashlee,” dude.
-FITSNews