“Governor’s Spokesman?”
WHEN DID SIC WILLIE GET REHIRED?
FITSNews - December 6, 2007 - This is news to us, but according to the website Sh*t Politics, former gubernatorial press secretary and FITSNews‘ founding editor Sic Willie has reportedly been re-hired as Gov. Mark Sanford’s spokesman.
“The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers,” Sic said upon hearing the news of his re-appointment. “Are you threatening me?”
Obviously, the good folks over at Sh*t Politics meant to say “former” spokesman, because there’s no way in hell our Sic would’ve ever put out today’s ridiculous press release from the governor’s office, in which overspending, annualizations and liabilities to retirees were portrayed as the “Ghosts of Budgets Past, Present and Future.”
In other news, Sic’s name has also been floated as a potential replacement for Egg McMuffin over at the S.C. Policy Council, although rumor has it his insistence that all female employees participate in “Thong Day” is holding up negotiations.
Comments
By Anon on December 6th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
I don’t think you’ll have any problem get the SCPC ladies to wear thongs.
By Earl Capps on December 6th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Are you the great Cornholio?
By Believe It Not on December 6th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Annette will make sic(k) willie the “great Cornholio” when she catches him alone with a railroad tie. Yikes. Splinters.
By yeahbaby on December 10th, 2007 at 1:39 am
last we heard, sic willie was saving his old thongs for the DAR girls.