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Topless Jihad Targets Vladimir Putin

Russian President Vladimir Putin is a martial arts expert who can apparently kick your ass just by looking at you, so it was kind of surprising to watch his security detail flipping out over a few topless protesters. The bare-breasted malcontents rushed Putin during his visit to an auto show…

Russian President Vladimir Putin is a martial arts expert who can apparently kick your ass just by looking at you, so it was kind of surprising to watch his security detail flipping out over a few topless protesters. The bare-breasted malcontents rushed Putin during his visit to an auto show in Hanover, Germany this week.

One of the girls straight up got tackled …

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The protesters – part of the topless jihad movement we wrote about recently – objected to Putin’s so-called “institutional repression” of homosexuality.

Putin’s response? He gave them two enthusiastic thumbs up …

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Clearly he’s a much more forgiving judge than Rick James … 

“Regarding this performance, I liked it,” he said afterward. “I did not catch what they were shouting, I did not even see if they were blondes, brunettes or chestnut-haired.”

Ha! Get it? Well-played, Putin … well-played.

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30 comments

BigT April 8, 2013 at 3:42 pm

Liberals are protected by a civil society, even though they are un-civil and act like animals.
I bet if law enforcement used the same lack of restraint, they feel they can employ…FITS and the rest of the Childish Liberals would $#!* all over themselves.
We still have enough of a cusion to tolerate liberals. But when that erodes, can you see the look on the face of the liberals when they are dealt w/ like us adults have to live???…that would be worth tuning in for…(unlike these un-intresting, carping little girls shirtless bodies)….

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BigT April 8, 2013 at 3:42 pm

Liberals are protected by a civil society, even though they are un-civil and act like animals.
I bet if law enforcement used the same lack of restraint, they feel they can employ…FITS and the rest of the Childish Liberals would $#!* all over themselves.
We still have enough of a cusion to tolerate liberals. But when that erodes, can you see the look on the face of the liberals when they are dealt w/ like us adults have to live???…that would be worth tuning in for…(unlike these un-intresting, carping little girls shirtless bodies)….

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? April 8, 2013 at 3:45 pm

No implements of destruction in her hands….if it’s me I let her attack me. Putin must be gay or a slow thinker.

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? April 8, 2013 at 3:45 pm

No implements of destruction in her hands….if it’s me I let her attack me. Putin must be gay or a slow thinker.

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Nölff April 8, 2013 at 3:54 pm

I think Putin was trying to give her a titty twister.

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Nölff April 8, 2013 at 3:54 pm

I think Putin was trying to give her a titty twister.

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Iceman April 8, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Darla Moore goes to Hanover . . .

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Iceman April 8, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Darla Moore goes to Hanover . . .

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BigT April 8, 2013 at 4:05 pm

Bush saved more homosexuals from execution and freed more women in the Mid-East than the last 100 liberals…
But I bet these Fascist Liberals HATE Bush…

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Nölff April 8, 2013 at 4:13 pm

Is this relevant?

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Smirks April 8, 2013 at 4:32 pm

So taking a homosexual’s life away is wrong, but taking away their liberty is right?

lol…

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Thebeachisback April 8, 2013 at 6:35 pm

Are you freaking crazy–what, oh, yes you are!!!!!

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BigT April 9, 2013 at 7:53 am

Reality SLAYS the Left. Bush put down brutal dictators who took the freedom to be gay. And Bush crushed a society that allowed for the open rape of women, and forbade them from education…

But that does not fit the leftwing propaganda Gestapo…so let’s just act like it did not happen.

Idiots and liars are poison to freedom…and the left thrives on stupidity and corruption.

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BigT April 8, 2013 at 4:05 pm

Bush saved more homosexuals from execution and freed more women in the Mid-East than the last 100 liberals…
But I bet these Fascist Liberals HATE Bush…

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Nölff April 8, 2013 at 4:13 pm

Is this relevant?

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Smirks April 8, 2013 at 4:32 pm

So taking a homosexual’s life away is wrong, but taking away their liberty is right?

lol…

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Thebeachisback April 8, 2013 at 6:35 pm

Are you freaking crazy–what, oh, yes you are!!!!!

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BigT April 9, 2013 at 7:53 am

Reality SLAYS the Left. Bush put down brutal dictators who took the freedom to be gay. And Bush crushed a society that allowed for the open rape of women, and forbade them from education…

But that does not fit the leftwing propaganda Gestapo…so let’s just act like it did not happen.

Idiots and liars are poison to freedom…and the left thrives on stupidity and corruption.

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jimlewisowb April 8, 2013 at 4:13 pm

Just a couple of observations on posts about topless jihadists

First off these young ladies are beyond white, damn pale. Doesn’t look like sunlight has ever graced their tits or anything else

Secondly it appears that big titted ladies are not members of the topless jihadist’s movement

Betcha a pitcher of ying ling that if Mande Wilkes had run up to Pootin with her nakkied 44s with nipples so big that you could hang your tie on one and your cap on the other bouncing before his eyes he would have done more than pucker his lips

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shifty henry April 8, 2013 at 5:17 pm

Gentlemen don’t tell…….(re Mande)

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Yelsewh April 10, 2013 at 10:18 am

They are pasty white because they are European. They have small breasticles because they are not fat.

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jimlewisowb April 8, 2013 at 4:13 pm

Just a couple of observations on posts about topless jihadists

First off these young ladies are beyond white, damn pale. Doesn’t look like sunlight has ever graced their tits or anything else

Secondly it appears that big titted ladies are not members of the topless jihadist’s movement

Betcha a pitcher of ying ling that if Mande Wilkes had run up to Pootin with her nakkied 44s with nipples so big that you could hang your tie on one and your cap on the other bouncing before his eyes he would have done more than pucker his lips

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shifty henry April 8, 2013 at 5:17 pm

Gentlemen don’t tell…….(re Mande)

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Yelsewh April 10, 2013 at 10:18 am

They are pasty white because they are European. They have small breasticles because they are not fat.

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Smirks April 8, 2013 at 4:30 pm

Putin’s face in that picture says it all.

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Smirks April 8, 2013 at 4:30 pm

Putin’s face in that picture says it all.

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Squishy123 April 8, 2013 at 7:03 pm

What’s he trying to say? I think it’s, “Mama, mama”.

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Squishy123 April 8, 2013 at 7:03 pm

What’s he trying to say? I think it’s, “Mama, mama”.

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Lets get that out right now April 9, 2013 at 9:00 am

Now, Mr. Putin, that thar is what I call a PUSSY RIOT.

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Lets get that out right now April 9, 2013 at 9:00 am

Now, Mr. Putin, that thar is what I call a PUSSY RIOT.

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