Search Results for "Lindsay Lohan"

Beyonce “Grinds Up On” Dictator’s Son

http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/01/15/beyonce-grinds-up-on-dictators-son/

By FITSNews || We were going to get Beyonce to play our New Year’s Eve bash here at FITS but then we realized that we could use that $2 million on something else.
Like … um …
Wait … let’s ask the lovely Mrs. Sic what her husband would blow $2 million on (if left to his [...]

Does Ya Chain Hang LiLo?

http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/01/14/does-ya-chain-hang-lilo/

By FITSNews || Is it just us or is that spider chain around Lindsay Lohan’s neck hanging a little low?
(Ba doom … ) Hey … where’s our ching? Where’s our ching?!?!?
Anyway, if Lohan were an astronaut orbiting the earth (and not some washed up celebripopslut attending a pointless corporate-sponsored party on the earth), we would [...]

Megan Fox Is In Her Underwear

http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/01/12/megan-fox-is-in-her-underwear/

We’ve been caught more than a few times over the last few weeks saying that Megan Fox wasn’t doing it for us anymore.
That obviously not to imply that she isn’t still train smoke hot, it’s just that for whatever reason (like our other once-fave celebripopslut Lindsay Lohan) Sic Willie’s eyes have been glancing elsewhere of [...]

Ashley Judd: Not Doing It For Us Anymore

http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/01/07/ashley-judd-not-doing-it-for-us-anymore/

Maybe it’s just our irrational hatred for Kentucky Basketball, or maybe we’ve finally descended to a depth of depravity that’s sufficient to render one of the most wholesomely attractive women in the world wholly unattractive to us.
Or maybe we’re freezing balls and visiting Aunt Flo simultaneously … never a good combination.
Or, it could be that [...]

How The Mighty Have Fallen …

http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/10/how-the-mighty-have-fallen/

There was a time (i.e. Mean Girls) when we would have literally stopped the world to melt with Lindsay Lohan.
Even now, as we gaze upon the emaciated, unsanitary-looking mess that our fave freckled one has lamentably become, we can still faintly see the outlines of what drew us to her in the first place.
Seriously, people [...]

Lohan’s Stock Plummeting

http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/11/05/lohans-stock-plummeting/

It’s referred to as the “zenith,” the peak of achievement … a summit from which everything else is a downhill slide.
For Lindsay Lohan?  Her zenith is looking more and more like 2004’s cult classic Mean Girls, a coming-of-age comedy written by SNL alum and 30 Rock star Tina Fey.
Lohan was eighteen then – an fresh-faced, [...]

Sic’s Gonna Get Lit Up (Probably)

http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/09/18/sics-gonna-get-lit-up-probably/

We should have seen it coming …
About two questions into Sic Willie’s interview on the S.C. State House grounds Friday with WIS TV anchor Ben Hoover, it became clear that this was no ordinary Q&A session.
“Aren’t you just a tabloid?” Hoover asked.
“Wait, what?” a flustered, flat-footed Sic said as Big Ben prepared to hurl a [...]