Search Results for "Paris Hilton"

TMZ Should Refrain From Covering Sports

http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/06/18/tmz-should-refrain-from-covering-sports/

We’d like to state for the record (again) that whatever happens in the National Basketball Association – a.k.a. the “No Defense League” – is of such little consequence to us as to merit absolutely none of our attention.
Well, except for this post, obviously. And that one about LeBron James – which we did because we [...]

The DJ Slick Review: Star Trek

http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/05/29/the-dj-slick-review-star-trek/

Editor’s note: Consider yourself warned … he’s back.
By DJ Slick
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I’m back. Not that I really want to be, but they only let you stay in rehab for so long. I would have left sooner, but my counselor was train smoke hot and quite attached to me. [...]

Free Advice Friday

http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/05/15/free-advice-friday/

While it’s doubtful any of you were planning on doing this today, we recommend never wading into a stream full of hungry monkeys while carrying a Hardee’s thickburger …
It’s just not smart and besides, you never know when … hey, wait a minute … is that Paris Hilton?

Memo to monkeys – wash after supper.

That’s Supposed To Be A Kitty

http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/04/24/thats-supposed-to-be-a-kitty/

Paris Hilton has a long-standing relationship with Guess … as in guess what that burning sensation is.
Which is why we feel for that Chihuahua, people.
Look at it – it’s already got the “eye-Herpes.”
Anyway, these are pics from Hilton’s latest photo shoot. What is Guess selling here? We have no idea. It can’t be sex, though. [...]

Push-up Flapper?

http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/04/20/push-up-flapper/

It must have been “Flapper Week” last week and nobody told us.
Which is way, way uncool, because like “Shark Week,” you don’t want to miss “Flapper Week.”
Sh*t gets crazy, people.
In fact had we known, we would have headed down to our favorite jazz joint and lit up a … damn, you can’t smoke anywhere these [...]

Da Bears QB Likes Classy Girls

http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/04/15/da-bears-qb-likes-classy-girls/

We know absolutely nothing about Julia Allison except that her Wikipedia page says she’s some sort of journalist – apparently the kind that likes rubbing up on famous jocks and grinding on old dudes.
In other words, a reporter after our founding editor’s heart!
According to Page Six, Allison’s latest “story” involves Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler, [...]

Kathy Griffin Has An Emerging FUPA

http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/03/26/kathy-griffin-has-an-emerging-fupa/

Don’t ask us what a FUPA is. Just don’t. You don’t want to know, and we don’t want to tell you.
It’s something so awful that it figures one is growing on longtime Hollywood Z-lister and walking annoyance Kathy Griffin.
In fact, here’s Griffin flashing her panties at Paris Hilton in Beverly Hills earlier this week, which [...]