Search Results for "Salma Hayek"
Rihanna Is Naked Again (Sort Of)
http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/15/rihanna-is-naked-again-sort-of/
Although she probably won’t be on golfer Tiger Woods’ list of lovers (the pigmentation’s a little off), music star Rihanna continues to occupy a position of prominence in our imaginary little black books.
In fact, she’s currently at No. 5 on Sic Willie’s “Hollywood Hottie” list, right behind Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Charlize Theron and Salma [...]
Octo’s Ongoing Obsession Is Still Ongoing
http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/04/28/octos-ongoing-obsession-is-still-ongoing/
It seems every day there is some new Octo-mom revelation – the vast majority of which we decline to cover.
Like “Octo-mom uses non-profit child services to help care for her brood” (which is true).
Or “Octo-mom just inked a new reality TV deal” (which is also true).
Or “Octo-mom is getting kind of overexposed lately” (duh, that [...]
Dude!
http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/03/07/dude/
Watching a cheetah in full sprint is one of the most amazing things we’ve ever seen … at least on television.
With the exception of Hawaiian sunsets, the Aurora Borealis and Salma Hayek’s bosoms gently swaying, it’s one of the most impressive displays of God’s creation that you’ll find anywhere on the planet.
Cheetahs can reach speeds [...]
Hayek Our Hero
http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/02/12/hayek-our-hero/
Rare is the celebrity who can manage her self-promoting humanitarianism in such a way that the mutual objectives are met.
And yet Salma Hayek, via video of her breastfeeding a starving African baby, has proven that she can do just that – perform a genuinely good deed, and earn recognition for it (the “Nightline†cameras didn’t [...]
Kate Hudson’s Rump = Still Champion
http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/11/18/kate-hudsons-rump-still-champion/
Yeah … it’s really not fair. We could squeeze, flex and tone till our cheeks went numb and yet our asses would never look like that.
Well except for Sic Willie’s, perhaps, which seems to continue defying not only gravity but the sculptor’s jealous chisel.
Anyway, we first encountered the incomparable backside of Hollywood hottie Kate Hudson [...]
Susan Sarandon Gets Naked At 62
http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/11/18/susan-sarandon-gets-naked-at-62/
When we hear reports of women looking “sensational” above the age of sixty, we tend to take those reports with an ocean of salt.
Typically, those women have a lot of clothes on … and “sensational” is more a term of endearment designed to make them feel good about themselves. Sort of like the medals they [...]
We’re Here To Help, Salma
http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/11/11/were-here-to-help-salma/
Every once in awhile, a headline comes along that makes you stop and think about what’s really important in life – things like B-movies, microwave popcorn and gargantuan sweater monkeys.
Such was the sorely-needed perspective we obtained this afternoon when our friends over at FOX News provided us with what is perhaps the greatest headline to [...]
