About Us
Welcome to FITSNews …
Operating out of a converted methamphetamine lab in the woods near Galivants Ferry (in the Upper Conway Lower Aynor region of South Carolina), we “report” on politics, pop culture, sports and emerging trends in needlepoint under the ingenious tagline “Unfair, Imbalanced.”
Conceptualized out of sheer boredom and an insatiable lust for attention, FITSNews is the brainchild of S.C. political bad boy Sic Willie and five women whose matchless grace and inestimable beauty strain the very limits of human comprehension.
Sic Willie and the FITS gals are all hard core fiscal conservatives, pledging allegiance to the Laffer Curve and running government like a business. On social issues, we are primarily libertarians but readily admit that Aaron Sorkin and Annie Savoy have at least partially corrupted our good girl, Calvinist upbringings. We hate political correctness, fake Republicans and our foreign policy views lean toward blowing people off the face of the earth.
FITSNews takes its name from a lyric in the George Michael song “Freedom ’90” (”Gotta have some Faith In The Sound”) which is off of the Listen Without Prejudice, Volume I album, released in August of 1990 by Sony Records. Ironically, there was no Volume II. Go figure.
Our political influences include Genghis Khan, T.P. Tidwell, Thomas Jefferson, Al Pacino, Bart Giamatti, Tom Coburn, Josiah Bartlett, Ronald Reagan, Bakari Sellers, Johnny Cash, Dick DeWitt, Huey Long, Winston Churchill, Crash Davis, Martin Luther King, Jr., Nathan Bedford Forrest and Prince (prior to that whole “The Artist” phase).
We have a commitment to the truth and are just keeping it real.
FITSNews is a Viewpolitik, LLC production.
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Will…this is great stuff. We talked about the orange hair, etc. when I worked at DAODAS, 2001 - 04.
Miss talking to ya - how was Washington DC?
cool wordpress site. i googled bakari sellers and landed here.
this is great
Will Folks is an evil hatemongering individual.
RAUL = Ron pAUL
Those little pests are everywhere. Like cats.
Keep it up, o’ SIC one.
Because of you and your site, I learned how to read again just so I could stay informed of the goings-on in SC…
Like your website -What’s your take on our new property tax law that shiifts $954 million in property takes from the rich to the poor of SC- is that conservative or what?
Anyone with a picture of Reece Witherspoon wins my vote
Hey Will Folks - What’s an indecent dude like you doing with his own website? I haven’t forgotten yer scandles here in Cola town. Trying to capitalize on that now, are ye? Well, best of luck! If you need someone to spellcheck for ya, look me up.
Great Site — love it. Just proves the point that the best political thinking in the state isn’t anywhere near the I-77 beltway or Lake Murray and it resides in the rural areas of SC. Best of luck - skewer them one more time for me.
Ur just another fat gay Perez Hilton but u look a lil bit more lesbo butch.
your site sucks and your opinions blow
btw: your SEO is lame- you should buy 5 books.
1) How to write an interesting Article
2) SEO Optimization
3) Graphic / Web Design 101
4) Copyright Law
5) The art of Not being FULL Of yourself.
This site BLOWS TOO –> Viewpolitik, LLC,
any moron can tell that site was built in a day, and the copy can flying outta your arse and onto the screen.
more pride in your work and less spent building yourself up.
Peace Willie grow up you Puttz
WTF!!! Even the garbage that dumber n’ dumber Perez Hilton puts out is better than this site! This is just plain gawdawful!!
Wow - I can’t wait to see why everybody is all bent out of shape over your OPINIONS - yeesh. That’s what having your OWN WEB SITE is about, people! Getting to say whatever the F*** you want to! But seriously, you really might want to check out that copyright book. Either way, thanks for posting the State House filings. Google brought me to you.
some one has to make people know how not to advertise a website… maybe he should take a course in it…
please send picture to my email
very very beutifull
thank you
Shame on the Builders? Really?
You say shame on builders like Mungo who are trying to do something to help our children get a better education, but considering that the United States is ranked 19th in the World for children’s education, it seems that we should be applauding those that are making a difference for our kids rather than always complaining about their efforts to assist.
I say thank you to them and builders like them that help provide my child with a better place to learn!
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