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The Fetish Is Back

The Fetish Is Back

By fitsnews • on January 5, 2009

First of all what’s up with that hair? Seriously, Lindsay. Mufasa called. He wants his mane back. And speaking of animal analogies, there may be a camel somewhere missing its toe. Might want to get on that. Anyway, after spending the holiday season fighting with her

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Jett Travolta Is Dead

Jett Travolta Is Dead

By fitsnews • on January 3, 2009

The maybe-autistic, maybe-not son of Scientologists John Travolta and Kelly Preston died under suspicious circumstances yesterday while the family was vacationing in the Bahamas. Sixteen-year-old Jett Travolta apparently

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An Open Letter To Men

An Open Letter To Men

By Mande Wilkes • on January 2, 2009

Conservative columnist Dennis Prager has devoted a series of articles to his case for sex-on-demand. Prager’s heart is in the right place – the message is right – but he sets it forth in such a way as to get the message shot

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New Year, Same Katy Perry

New Year, Same Katy Perry

By fitsnews • on January 1, 2009

The dates on the calendar may have advanced, but our obsession with goth songstress Katy Perry is truly a case of time standing still. How come? Well, it turns out that girls who wear unbuttoned corsets with rose-patterned

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Why Tyler Durden Is Still Must-Read Material

Why Tyler Durden Is Still Must-Read Material

By fitsnews • on December 31, 2008

There’s a reason why everyone we’ve ever referred to What Would Tyler Durden Do? immediately gets hooked. That’s because Tyler (a.k.a. Brendon) is the funniest person alive. Don’t believe us? Take his most

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The “Kissed A Girl” Girl Is In A Bikini

The “Kissed A Girl” Girl Is In A Bikini

By fitsnews • on December 30, 2008

Chesty McChesterton (a.k.a. pop singer Katy Perry) is on vacation in Mexico this week, simultaneously creating an unforgettable moment for one lime bikini as well as a perpetual state of bliss in our founding editor’s pants. We

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The Bangles Are Back Together

The Bangles Are Back Together

By fitsnews • on December 29, 2008

We’ve been trying all weekend to come up with reasons why we should not care that The Bangles are back together, and even though we thought we’d come up with a few good ones, it turns out we do care. Let’s

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